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			<title>The Rise of the Heartland Republic</title>
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			<dc:creator>Ras</dc:creator>
			<description>From my blog today:



The Rise of the Heartland Republic







October 11, 2008 by xenohistorian 







This week, I heard that Berkeley Breathed, author of the comic strip Opus, is retiring from comics next month, to write children’s books. It won’t be the first time he pulled a strip; he got tired of drawing Bloom County in the 1980s, and Outland in the 1990s, only to launch a new strip because characters like Opus and Bill the Cat were too popular to ride off into the sunset. This time  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 11 Oct 2008 21:42:47 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>Ice Fishing with Obama and McCain...</title>
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			<dc:creator>Carleen</dc:creator>
			<description>This was sent to me in an e-mail today - thought you'd all enjoy it!





The Presidential election was too close to call. Neither the Republican candidate nor the Democratic candidate had enough votes to win.. There was much talk about ballot recounting, court challenges, etc., but a week-long ice fishing competition seemed the sportsmanlike way to settle things. The candidate that caught the most fish at the end of the week would win the election.

It was decided that there should be an  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Aug 2008 14:18:15 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title>3 Hillbillies</title>
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			<dc:creator>Spice</dc:creator>
			<description>Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.



1st Hillbilly says: 'My wife sure is stupid!...She bought an air conditioner. '



2nd Hillbilly says: 'Why is that stupid?'



1st Hillbilly says: 'We ain't got no 'lectricity!'



2nd Hillbilly says: 'That's nothin'! My wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin ' machines!'



1st Hillbilly says: 'Why is that so stupid?' 



2nd Hillbilly says: ''Cause we ain't got no plummin'!'



3rd Hillbilly says: 'That  ...</description>
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			<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 19:52:23 GMT</pubDate>
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